A PARODY - "BUS DAYS"

PREFACE

Oh my God, pls help me remember all that I have walked through. My memories of past, present n future… Grrr... memories - Future ... uuurgghh ???? U “oxyMORON”.


1.10.11

If u can't BELL THE CAT, for the time being, attempt to bell the KITTY ;-) Today in bright yellow she was, My ~ our SEDUCER. Behind her, we all went, later it was me alone, scuffling across the main road with my ear plugs singing "OH SAAANAA" at perfect timing. Suddenly, something caught my notice. The next moment, she turned back… (Naa, NOT for me), but cuz of the thuds I was makin on "14th main road BlueStar". I was chasing my present dream - “24C” deluxe bus, abt 500 feet away from me. FINALLY, I plunged my foot on the steps when it was at 20kmph. I lurched back n forth until I reached my destiny to place my "two fleshy protuberances”, in the process perturbed many, encountered a few huge aunties with irate expressions (yemmadiyooo) and then i found MY CORNER SEAT. Then came in a man wit a few grey follicles filling his shinning head, seemingly anorexic n old. I gave him the key to my destiny - "my corner seat", n I softly leaned on the bars n plugged onto “ROCKSTAR”. He gestured back with a pleasing smile. He then softly told me "Thambi, oru OT". After returning a Rs.7.50 ticket with 2 Rs and “50PAISE” (awe-uuhh) for his 10rs, he gave me a pleasing gesture yet again. I hear voices in my head the talk to me the understand they talk to me||(mobile ringing) "HELLO" I said. My conversation continued "ILLA DA, CHA CHA". Suddenly I heard a hoarse cadence repeating after me "ILLA DA, THOLLA DA,NOLLA DA, JALLA DA…" (ERRGHH... WHO IS TAT!!) I continued the conversation with my friend "CHUMMA MACHI NAMBITIYA??" The same voice repeated "CHUMMA UMMA AAMMA DUUUMMA HAMMA HAMMA". This caught the notice of many around me. Infact, I found many smirking rather. It was the old man making a mockery over my vernacular speech. I was burning like fire in solitude. Found a girl beside me to share my solitude :-P. THE TEEN was equally irritated. (**** kelavanuku enaaa koluppu, ennayae kalaikuran) When I Glanced back at him, he gave me a smile of INNOCENCE. Now, this surprised me!!! (Is he culpable or am I credulous???) Suddenly my memories reeled back to one of the few novels that I had read - “TIMELINE” & it reasoned my doubts.
IT WAS an inadvertant act. "Schizophrenia" IT WAS!!!!!